omg lol
http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/
some fine examples:
“Could you make my website fit a A4 paper? And please, no scrolling, visitors get confused when they have to scroll.”
“Can you give us another option for the front page? It’s not quite what we are looking for but aren’t sure of what we want either.”
“I want my website to look exactly like yours. That would be perfect. Except I want my own logo—exactly like this company’s.”
“These stock photos of Native Americans don’t look very Native American. Can we try Philippinos?”
“Well, I was hoping you wouldn’t just be interested in making money. I wanted you to understand how much you could learn from me, and how valuable that would be. That’s why I think $12/hr is a fair rate for you to produce the website. If you can’t work for this rate than you miss out.”